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See TOP 10 racist jokes from collection of 525 jokes rated by visitors. The funniest racist jokes only! Absolutely hillarious racist one-liners! The largest collection of racist one-line jokes in the world. All sorted from the best by our visitors. See TOP 10 racist one liners.

When we got many other racial jokes, so why not jokes about white people. There is not many of them, but they are somewhat true and funny. I hope you like them, your welcome to write a comment in the comment box futher down. Enjoy guys.

Good Racist Jokes Reddit
    • Why do white people own so many pets?
      Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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    • What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?
      The NBA.
    • How do white guys satisfy their wives?
      They hire a pool boy.
    • Why don’t people tell white jokes?
      They want to keep their jobs.
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    • What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
      The redneck virgin.
    • What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
      A victim.
    • People are like crayons.
      No one likes the white ones.
    • What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
      You know he did it.
    • Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?
      Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
    • How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
      He walked in and payed for it.
    • What do you call a white person playing with gasoline?
      A fire cracker.
    • What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
      The PGA Tour.

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More white people jokes

    • Why did the white guy go to the black guy’s yard sale?
      To get his stuff back.
    • What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
      A white girl’s ass!
    • What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
      A Pimp.
    • What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends?
      Mr Predisent.
    • What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
      A white lane marker.
    • What does a white woman make for dinner?
      Reservations.
    • Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
      Because crackers get soggy when wet.
    • What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”
      A contestant.
    • What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
      “I forgive you”
    • Why did the white man visit the moon?
      He heard that the indians had land there.
    • What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
      “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
    • What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?
      He writes a letter.
    • What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
      A hockey victory.
    • How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
      Throw them a golf ball.
    • Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men?
      On the ground unconscious.
    • What do you call a white man in court?
      The lawyer.
    • What do you call a white person when he’s mad?
      A cry baby.
    • How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
      9 months.
    • What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?
      An improvement.
    • Why cant white men jump?
      They were too busy making racist jokes.
    • How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
      None they’ll have a nig*** do it!
    • How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
      None, white girls can’t screw.
    • How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
      One, white men will screw anything.
    • Why did the white man cross the road?
      Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
    • What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
      A straight line!

The last 20 white people jokes

    • What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?
      File a lawsuit.
    • What did the white man do before his blood test?
      He studied.
    • Why do white people like to play hockey?
      It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
    • Why did white people own slaves?
      They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
    • Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
      It’s hard to find them in the snow.
    • What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
      They are both black people with white faces.
    • You know what sucks about being white?
      Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia… I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
    • What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
      A lynching.
    • What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
      A Dope Ring!
    • What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
      Crackers.
    • What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
      Snow.
    • What do you call a white cop?
      Police brutality.
    • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
      The NBA.
    • What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
      One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
    • What does a white man do at the club?
      Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
    • What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
      A taxi.
    • What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
      Crackers with cheese.
    • What’s white and fourteen inches long?
      Absolutely nothing!
    • What’s orange white and very beautiful?
      A white boy on fire.
    • A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed.
      Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.
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Why jokes about white people.?

Well we got categories like, black people jokes, mexican jokes, jew jokes and so on. So why not a category for white poeple? I know, there is not as many jokes in this category as the others, but what can I do. Im not the one who invents new jokes. If i find any in the future, I will of course add them to this list. In the meantime enjoy these here.

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We have read through 1000s of black jokes, and selected the 20 best and funniest black jokes out there. You will cry your pants off. The jokes are racist jokes, but we are not racists, we just want people to have a good time, and laugh.

Black jokes 1-5

1. Crash and burn
What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
– A bus full of black people going over a cliff.

2. Pregnancy
How does a black chick know if she’s pregnant?
– When she pulls out the tampon, and all the cotton is already picked.

3. Abortion
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
– A member of Crimestoppers of America.

4. Unemployment
What’s long and black?
– The unemployment line.

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5. Whale shit
Why don’t sharks eat black people?
– They think its whale shit!

Black jokes 6-10

6. School
What’s long and hard on a black guy?
– First grade.

7. Sex
What do black men get after sex?
– 15 years to life.

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8. Neighborhood
How are black people and tornadoes similar?
– It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

9. Jail time
Why do all black people run fast?
– Because all the slow ones are in jail.

10. Monkeys
Why do monkeys always look so sad?
– They know they’ll be black one day.

Black jokes 11-15

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11. Keep it hanging
What’s the similarities between an apple and a black person?
– They both look good hanging from trees.

12. Hate them black people
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
– His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
– His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
– The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

13. Black jokes or Jewish jokes
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

14. The reverse
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
– The NBA.

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15. Harlem
What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
– Father’s Day.

Black jokes 16-20

16. Real black men
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”.
– So he stabs her and takes her purse.

17. Problem solving
What do you call one black guy on the moon?
– A problem.
What do you call two black guys on the moon?
– A problem
What do you call the entire race of black guys on the moon?
– A problem solved.

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18. Evolution
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked “Are you following me?”
– “No”, I said “You’ve got evolution all mixed up.”

19. Sex
Why does afro-Americans always have sex on their minds?
– Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

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20. Batman
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
– Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.